Texts from Your Ex: I Plead the Fifth

– These are real texts from exes, and here’s the first one. “I miss you,” and they say, “I don’t.” And they say “You’ll never find someone like me,” and they say, “That’s the idea.” Yeah. That’s the whole point, right? Bye-bye. Here’s another one, “Truth or dare.” “Truth.” “Have you ever cheated on me?”…